What a weekend!

Well, I had a nice little Saturday planned and this is how it went:

I started the day by going to my niece's 1st birthday party. Man alive there were a lot of children there. It makes me realize I am not ready to have kids yet. While I love my nieces and nephew. That is about the extent of how many children I want in a room at once. It was crazy have all those kids running around in a small spaces, and there there were the parents, and all the furniture. I feel like I am going to have to have a very large place with a play room by the time I have kids, so any prospects of suitors better have good jobs that make lots of mulah!

Then I went to my friend's housewarming party. While it felt like I drove forever to get there, I am sure part of it was because I picked up a friend. But either way she lives in Olathe off of 119th and Woodland. It took while to get there but is was quite worth it. Her house is so cute and also all the appetizers she made were delicious! It is always a little awkward to be with a bunch of people you don't know and a crazy mother in law it was fun nevertheless.

Last but of course not lease, my friend Hailey is moving to San Antonio with her fiance so she had a little going away party at Kelly's in Westport. I am pretty sure everyone was fearing for my life for some reason. But I brought a friend and made it home safely. He even said if someone had to take a bullet he would do it for the both of us. What a sweetie. Anyway, it was fun to see her because it has been ages since we have hung out, and Jon figure out Gary and him had a lot of mutual friends so at least he had someone to talk to. It was quite an interesting night as to when Hailey's dress broke...definite wardrobe malfunction. So we snuck into the bathroom to try to fix it. We figure out that we couldn't but these are the series of events that led to a dress that was stapled together. First we just took off the dress and tried to move the zipper down, that didn't work but we got half the zipper down. So then we decided that we would hold and pull on the zipper as hard as we could, all that did pull off that side of the zipper, we tried to figure out how we could put it back on. The dress was sewn at the bottom so we ripped the dress to the bottom, unfortunately while bringing the zipper down to the bottom both sides fell off. At that point the Waiter came back to see how we were doing, he offered us paper clips and a stapler. We pretty much just laughed when he brought the paper clips because what the hell are you going to do with that? So after that long explanation, we get to where we just used a seem of staples to put it back together, the best part is that the stapler was a little broken so we had to open it ever step of the way. It may have been a you had to be there kind of moment, but we definitely have a new meaning to have you seen my stapler?